Medical Definitions

Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a, e, i, o, u

Caesarean Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of poker playing
CAT Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Cortisone - area around local courthouse
Cyst - short for sister

Diagnosis - person with a slanted nose
Dilate - the late princess
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in jeans

Enema - not a friend

False Labour - pretending to work

Gall Bladder - bladder in a girl
Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile

Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greeting to several males

Impotent - distinguished, well-known

Labour Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - person without toes
Liposuction - a French kiss
Lymph - walk unsteadily

Menopause - I no wait
Microbes - small dressing gowns

Obesity - City of Obey

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain

Red Blood Count - Dracula

Secretion - hiding anything
Semen - sailors
Serum - sailors drink
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Suture - Gujarati for "what do you want"

Tablet - small table